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Year Demotivational Poster


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!

2015 -

10 years of Motifakin -

TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!

true love -

HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!

TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.



TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L

MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours

TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!

GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?

TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool

use a sober driver -

TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !

AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...

TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!

10 YEAR OLDS - They have the best birthdays.

TAGS: ten year olds
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Derek - March 16, 2010, 2:49 am
I always wondered about people wanting a "piece of ass"

LIKE FATHER - Like son

when two redheads marry -

TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's

1910 -

TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?

TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.

A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.

TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "oshit"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say

IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken

TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two

TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you

HAPPY 2011..!! - Best Wishes To You All... May Your Creative Juices Flow... And Cubby's Search Engines Never Slow...


TAGS: new years beware live life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:28 am
I may have posted in the forums a few times
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 1:26 am
Idk... lol don't know you, but you look suspiciously familiar hehe
5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 1:25 am
2012... When Chompers gets loose.
Chompers - January 2, 2011, 1:23 am
Oh, is this for me? Thank you very much.


TAGS: the early years
Rating: 4.65/5

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TAGS: we need to get a picture of that for the yearbook
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

faulty switch - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
gross gross gross gross oh so gross.
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:43 am
Gosh that's disgusting.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
that's kinda creepy actually
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
for real
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
It's actually easier for fat people to do the splits (supposedly) because they don't need to stretch as far, their fat helps.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
this is more disgusting than the woman resting her rolls on the fence post...well done bone well done
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
In a good way?
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:51 pm
that is repulsive.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:48 pm
I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight...finally I'm hated again!

successful marriage -

TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on

TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.

Diet -

TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L

MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!

100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time

FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP

TAGS: 51 years ago today
Rating: 3.92/5

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Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L


TAGS: year s resolution drinking
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)

MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter

TAGS: 10000 years b c hot prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by G4briel

G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was hotter in the caveman genre!

Childbearing Years -

TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)

Education -

TAGS: education ignorance nonchanging years
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....

50 YEARS?! -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


MARILYN MONROE AUDITION TAKE # 82 - (Deep sigh) "Okay dear, just one more time - with feeling"

TAGS: skirt seven year itch
Rating: 2.89/5

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RandomPixilator - November 28, 2010, 9:42 pm
Can't win 'em all I guess..:)
Cubbybear - November 28, 2010, 9:16 pm
Next time find a picture of Norma Jean...much sexier
rerun - November 28, 2010, 9:15 pm

pic over pixelated & caption missed by a million miles.

NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 4.93/5

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TAGS: new years calendar donut two
Rating: 4.88/5

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EWillG - January 7, 2012, 9:52 am
You know you're Married if you knew that was a Dodge Ram SRT10..... FML
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:40 pm
Donuts?? What donuts!!
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:20 pm
Wait... there are donuts in that picture? ... Oh yeah, I see them now! 5 Donuts!


TAGS: happy new year maybe mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by mariand

Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:39 pm
Happy New Year with lots of good posters and quack
Sho - December 31, 2011, 12:38 pm
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:08 am
Happy New Year...
gas - December 30, 2011, 11:34 pm
happy new year to you too mariand ^^
maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 6:48 pm
Happy New Year, Maoworks2 .
CloudchaserS - December 30, 2011, 11:22 am
5L because I'm happy that you liked my shit eating grin avatar enough to include it *tailwags*
mariand - December 30, 2011, 8:39 am
hahaha...that wasn't intentionally
Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:46 am
Duck Sho! There's an axe coming up behind you!

ENJOY 2011 -

TAGS: final year teabag your mom
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - January 19, 2011, 12:17 pm

when the myan calendar expires its the end of the world. when mine expires i party then buy a new one. go figure
evodmasters - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
You know, just because the Aztec calender ended in 2012 doesn't mean that it's the end of the world. Maybe the Aztecs knew that they would be gone by that time.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 2:30 pm

YAY!!!! no more credit debt....wooohoo! hang on...does that mean i have to use cash? man i haven't seen that in years.
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:46 pm
ok, cranky, i will be careful not to fart
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 12:49 pm
i bet you'll outlive the current economic paradigm RL. Whole global economy is teetering on the edge of the toilet seat and a weak breeze any day now should flush all that credit debt away. =)
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 12:41 pm

losing slep?!?! dude i'm still hoping for a zomie apocalyse so i don't need to worry about my credit cards anymore.
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 11:34 am
you know what happens on the last day of the mayan calendar? it resets at the beginning, just like every other calendar. to the mayans, the alignment of earth, the sun,and the center of the galaxy is considered Jan 1. now quit losing sleep. =)
Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:57 am
wait so goatse is god?
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:51 am
Best see a doctor, that thing looks inflamed.


TAGS: could be my year
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - January 19, 2011, 7:24 pm

this as a amsome pic. I will steal it for some evil purpose
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:23 pm
For what, prey tell?

THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.

TAGS: golden years myth midas master baiter
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.

CHICAGO CUBS - Best streak in baseball As long as you’re not from Chicago


DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?

TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Does Zorg know about this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...

the reaper -

TAGS: man of the year 2016
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 8:45 am
Hopefully, he'll switch form friends to foes, and cops to criminals too! chuckle, chuckle...
Reality Lord - December 30, 2016, 8:25 am

next year he's giving celebrities a break and focusing on politicians. YAYYYYYY!!!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:05 am
He's been a bit overzealous this year in discharging his duties taking some of my favorite people. Excellent, RL! ^!

50th Wedding Anniversary -



TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L

HOW CUTE! - and seconds later, the photographer had severe lacerations to the face

SMILING BEER VENDOR - Even if you HATE the stuff...you brought beer today because she asked you to. That's the power of a great smile.


TAGS: new years day challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
If it's from the earth it's got to be good for you.

AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)

RESOLUTIONS? - Ahh, Screw It. Bring On The Bacon, Beer And Boobs!



TAGS: happy new year mutherfucker
Rating: 2.68/5

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Faceplant31 - January 3, 2011, 12:41 pm
WOW this is crap if i ever saw it!

THANKS VODKA! - In a few hours, one of them is going home with me....

GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.

TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?

BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...

UNCLE SAM WISHES - Hoping you have a Safe and Happy New Year


TAGS: new year resolution nyquill kids
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - June 5, 2011, 9:05 am

MMMMMMMmmmmmm NyQuil
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 1:56 pm

rerun - January 1, 2011, 11:03 am

you gonna wait a year to implement this or will this become a weekly ritual?


TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "one more motifake"

TAGS: year inacive must motifake dead
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - November 1, 2011, 8:52 pm

tell me more about these midget ninja's....hiya :)
motinet - November 1, 2011, 5:23 pm

nice return motifake, welcome back
kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 6:00 am
Hey guys IM BACK, dropped of the grid for about a year. (there was men in black suits and something about the plot to take over the world with midget ninjas) but DAMN its good to be back!



THE GOLDEN YEARS - Enjoying the good life...like a sunset at the end of the day....and not remembering a DAMN thing tomorrow.

U N H A P P I N E S S - Now that the kids are all gone...you have plenty of time to concentrate on it.


TAGS: but dad where are we going to put the presents this year
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Don't know yet, has to be fresh in my mind
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:08 am
Shmoe? whenare you going to try making one out?
shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
woof lol
boeweizer - December 5, 2009, 3:42 am
i get it now thanks to greyscorpion my mind just wasn't that much in the gutter yet
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
I could get lost in there for hours...and be quite content...
Fatt Matt - December 4, 2009, 3:29 pm
Obviously you are not familiar with the glorious world of motorboating...
bard-of-gore - December 4, 2009, 3:09 pm
Saggy as fuck, what's the point?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:08 pm
Ah, so the general idea is that she shaped up to be 'festive'. Gotcha. It's been a very long day.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:51 pm
does the phrase "Landscaping the Bushes" help?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 12:41 pm
I'm having a slow day. Someone splain this too me. But I'm in the ame line with logic and agd. 5L for epic boobage anyway.
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 9:54 am
I'm standing in "ame" with Aggy. *pssssst!* Aggy? where the f*ck are we?
Anonymous2 - December 3, 2009, 9:25 am
Pics on NaughtyFake or I 1 lion this... Just kidding, 5 lions it is.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I stand in ame. 5L
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:53 pm
LOL! 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:10 pm
Yes! If she dyed her pubes green, that'd be a little weird but I'd get past it almost instantly. 5.


TAGS: happy birthday what is 31 in cow years
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm
Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and DAMN! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
thanks Bart. 5L


OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL - For it's root root root for the home team

TAGS: my favorite sports day of the year
Rating: 3.93/5

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oo7man - August 17, 2011, 5:00 pm
The basket ball isn't the only thing that will be bouncing


TAGS: reindeer assignment benefits include being off 364 days of the year must have valid drivers license
Rating: 3.92/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:31 am
5 Frank Reynolds!

WHAT YOUR 16 YEAR OLD SON... - Thinks he looks like after his 1st sexual experience.

TAGS: thinks 16yearold son 1st sex
Rating: 3.91/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 12:55 pm
Thanks GaryO!
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 10:35 pm
Naw, we never looked like that, MP. It was more of a wide eyed happy relief/surprise, like rebuilding your first car….and it still runs…. DIY can be s-o-o-o rewarding…..but 5L for the mammaries…those perfect Sophia Loren mammaries.


TAGS: uncertainty 12 year old boy pregnant coat hanger
Rating: 3.78/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:11 pm
4 (c)'s

THE OLD STACK - Growing old means having to add EXTRAS so you get noticed. Then everybody will think you're brand new again.

THE IDIOT'S GUIDE - To New Years Resolutions !


TAGS: i m not sure which charity it was this year
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 4:40 pm

Can I be the one in pink? It really would be nice to have a flat stomach again.
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:33 pm
Lol yes. actually, it saddens me that a bunch of the old members either don't post anymore, or post rarely :(
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 12:30 pm
ReRun and Roamer?
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:27 pm
Erecrottod- I'm sorry, I must have missed your significant contribution to anything. Hrm. There is something special, actually. Two of the "woman of motifake" were some of the original members from before it got huge. Go an hero, plox, thanks
Claire - January 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Not to mention the women of Motifake. We will kick your ass. Also, Erecrottod, maybe you should visit the forums. Today has been dedicated to us in the poster calender.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude..totally flirting with the banhammer...
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.


TAGS: year 2009
Rating: 3.65/5

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RON - January 1, 2009, 3:00 am
Another crazy year ahead!...MotiFakers Forever!!!!!
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 5:26 pm
Why is she wishing us a happy 2T9? Everyone knows you use the boobs, not the booty for these things.
pro - December 26, 2008, 11:31 am
"..*to* put..." [Just realised that that would make the "1" disproportionally large, though.]
pro - December 26, 2008, 11:29 am
So? For "2010" I volunteer put my dick between her butt-cheeks! Problem solved.
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:31 am
And 2009 is the final year that you will be able to display the "00" in such a fashion.



TAGS: so you going back next year
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - November 17, 2009, 1:16 am
it take a whole lot more time up here too!
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 1:16 am
I've seen tans like that!